Hoppy Trails: Learning About Beer with Brewvana, Portland
I had my first beer in the eleventh grade. I had my second beer about twenty minutes later. Both were cans of Coors Light. They were warm and tasted like a cantaloupe and a dirty sock had a disgusting, fizzy baby (and I hate cantaloupe). To make matters worse, those two beers made me have to pee so badly that I had to make my boyfriend pull over on the side of the road on the way home to let me pee in someone’s front yard (uh, sorry someone).
It took me seventeen years to have my third beer.
That’s right–I did not drink another beer until I was 34. This past January, to be exact. It honestly really wasn’t that hard to avoid. I was kind of a loser in college, but when I did go out, it wasn’t difficult to get someone else to drink my beer pong beer. And then, after college, I discovered wine. And all was good. Until one magical day this past January, when a work trip and a blizzard conspired to strand me at Troegs Brewery in Hershey, Pennsylvania. It was there on a blustery winter day where I discovered Mad Elf, a beer that surprisingly tasted nothing whatsoever like cantaloupe and dirty socks.
It took me seventeen minutes to have my fourth beer.
One would think that after this revelation, my life as a born-again beer drinker would be hoppy, er, happy trails. But one would be wrong. You see, without really trying, I spent the last decade or so learning about wine (ok, maybe I tried a little. Fine. Maybe I tried a lot). And I learned enough about wine to be able to order–or purchase–wine which I would enjoy. After all, a crucial step in being able to enjoy beverages is being able to, you know, procure them. I suddenly found myself, halfway through my 30s, in want of beer but lacking the knowledge of exactly what kind of beer I wanted. At that point, all I knew was: I did not want Coors Light.
So I went to Portland.
Ok, to be fair, I didn’t, like, say: hey self, you want to learn about beer so you should go to Portland. But I did go to Portland. And while I was there I made sure to learn all about beer. And I did so in the best way possible: by taking a Brewvana Beer Lover’s Tour. I can assure you, this was a fabulous idea.
Experience Brewvana
There were many highlights of the Brewvana Beer Lover’s Tour. I’ll get to those in a minute. If you’re looking for a perfect location to catch-up with your friends or play games like 벳엔드 후기, this is the spot to be.
But the number one highlight, beyond even the beer itself, was: Matthew. Matthew was our guide. This is Matthew:
Matthew was everything any kind of guide (but especially a beer guide) should be–he was friendly, passionate, and extremely knowledgable. At no point did he make me feel stupid for asking a simple question, yet at the same time he was able to astutely address any queries from the more experienced beer drinkers on the tour. And I assure you, those on the tour ran the gamut from extreme beer novice (me) to beer connoisseur. Everyone–absolutely everyone–came away from the evening having learned something. And we all had a fabulous time and drank a bunch of great beer. If that’s not the description of a winning evening, I don’t know what is.
Long story short: if you are in Portland, take a Brewvana Tour. They have a bunch of different offerings, which you can find here.
As for my evening: I was on the Thursday Night Beer Lover’s Tour. We went to three different breweries. Like any good travel blogger worth her weight in ones and zeroes, I took notes. Here’s how well that turned out:
The Three Breweries We Visited and the Notes I Took While We Were There
The Commons
-Wow. This place is, like, an actual brewery. It feels more like a warehouse than anything else. Toto, we’re not in Napa anymore.
-We are tasting a saison. Saison was originally brewed to keep farmers hydrated. That is awesome. I feel more hydrated already.
-This brewery leans toward more malty beer, rather than hoppy. Apparently Portland is known for more hoppy beers. I don’t even know what that means.
Base Camp
-It smells so good in here. They said it is the malt (I asked).
-Man, this is so much information. And I’m not even drunk.
-Base Camp also offers hiking and climbing classes. That is awesome. I feel more fit already.
-I really like the Northwest Fest. I wonder why.
-Northwest Fest is very malty (I asked). Apparently I like malt.
Migration Brewing
I don’t have any notes from Migration (gee I wonder why). I do know that we were served a whole lot of really good pub food (there were nachos), and that this is where I tried Kolsch–and learned what Kolsch is (basically a German pale ale that I didn’t really love but I could see being very drinkable on a warm day. Not that Germany or Portland are super warm climates.)
As we merrily made our way back to the hotel, expertly driven by entirely sober Matthew The Greatest Tour Guide Ever, I smiled. Because I realized that I finally did what I set out to do so many years ago: I wanted to know something (how to drink beer), I went to the source (Portland), and I learned (ask for something malty/avoid IPAs*). This. This is why I travel. This. Right. Here.
Cheers!
*It is extremely important to note: I’ve since learned to love IPAs. I blame/credit Colorado (yes, the entire state). But that’s a story for another post.
Disclaimer: I was hosted by Brewvana, but as always, all thoughts and opinions (and poorly documented notes) are my own.
OMG your description of a Coors Light just made my day. Glad to hear you learned to enjoy some good beers that don’t taste like cantaloupe! I’ll be heading to Portland in a few weeks and might have to check this tour out. 🙂
I sincerely do not understand how people drink that!
Enjoy Portland! And do consider the tour if you have time. It was a great evening!
This is perfect because I’m heading to Portland this fall! Awesome review (I love beer :))
Well, if you love beer, you will love Portland. I also did my own self-guided beer tour. It involved walking around all day and drinking. 😉 But Brewvana takes you to some of the neighborhood places that are hard/impossible to get to without a car. Plus they provide transport and the all important education. Have fun!
I’m not too much into beer; but sometimes I get one I’m willing to drink. Totally sharing this with my boyfriend. He’s beer obsessed.
Give beer a chance! I never did, but that’s because I thought all beer was created equal. And now that I like it I’m able to go beer tasting with my husband (who is also obsessed). I started out with really thick, sweet (high alcohol) beer–like a barley wine. And then worked my way from there.
Oh I need need need to do this next time I am out this way. Beer is a way of life as far as i’m concerned. 🙂
It has become a way of life for me–ha! I got the app ‘Untappd’, which is a social media meets beer touring kind of thing. Very dangerous!
I’m also kind of in the process of discovering beer in the last year or so. I love the pumpkin ales available now. And I’ve had Mad Elf from Troegs and we love it! The tour sounds really good, definitely something I would try if I’m ever in Portland.
I love Mad Elf. I don’t want to wish the autumn away, but I’m looking forward to its return this winter.
I’ve not tried anything pumpkin yet. I feel like so many things are pumpkin (coffee/ice cream/oreoes) that some things should remain pumpkin free. But I’ll give one a try when the opportunity presents itself.
Sounds like you had a great time. We toured a brewery in Aviemore Scotland once. Hubby likes a good beer. They do several ales and lagers. My first taste(and only) taste of beer was also Coors. Daddy gave it to me. It tasted like rotten corn to me (which is basically what beer is when you think about it).
Based on your enjoyment of this tour and your LOVE of the wine tastings you’ve done, I bet you’d really enjoy doing a whisky distillery (or distilleries) tour or a whisky tasting in Scotland. I never realized it before we toured a distillery, but Scotch whisky is really more highly distilled beer! It starts with the same or similar grains and they use hops and malts…. and it’s weird- I still hate beer, but enjoy a good single malt whisky.
Something for you to look forward to when you eventually head to Scotland!
I actually have a whiskey aversion. I blame the fifth of Canadian whiskey I drank in the 8th grade (yes, you read all of that correctly). But I’m willing to give anything a second try!
I love visiting local breweries and am on the lookout for them when I travel. I haven’t been to Portland yet, but will have these breweries on my list!
If you love breweries, you MUST visit Portland!
Wow, seventeen years to try beer again. I recently returned to drinking beer after finding out that I don’t have to be gluten free. Hockey and wine don’t go as well together as hockey and beer. You dived right in with a trip to Portland.
Ha! Yes, I’m picturing trying to sip wine at a hockey game. Nope, definitely not the same! It’s funny how many things just ‘go’ with beer. The other day, I had my first cheesesteak and beer (I live outside of Philly) and I was like wow, this IS good. Then, last weekend, I had my first beer…with my dad. At age almost 35.
This tour looks like so much fun–I always love visiting breweries and learning how different types of beer are made. I have never been much of a beer drinker either, but I am learning to like it as well. There are a ton of craft breweries in Minneapolis where I live and it’s fun to check them out. I’m definitely going to add this to my list for when I get out to Portland!
Minneapolis, eh? It is officially on the list!
I have to confess that I’m not a beer drinker but I do love ciders and I’m getting really into trying different kinds of them.
My husband is a HUGE cider fan. It borders on obsession.